Father at 13

Father at 13 years!!! Happening in Britain! Its true 13 year old Alfie and 15 year old Chantelle are now parents to 7lb 3 ounces Maisie. Alfie who could pass as an 8 year old has not yet fully matured, still having a kid voice. Which is why many are shocked to learn that this baby faced boy is a father. Alfie and Chantelle are still in school to this day. A typical day is waking up, feeding, and changing the baby. Giving the baby to Chantelles mom and going off to school then coming home doing home work, feeding and playing with the baby, going to sleep then trading off and on with waking up and feeding Masise. They both do not have jobs, as do Chantelles dad who he and his wife and there 5 boys are living on benefits. Chantelles parents allow Alfie to spend the night; he even has a change of clothes at her house to go straight to school form Chantelles house. Chantelle reports “Alfies been a great dad he’s waken up with Masise and feed her, he wasn’t good at it but hens getting better”. Many are complaining that the 13 and 15 year olds are not suited to be good parents while others and officials are giving them a chance. Then there are two boys who are claiming that THERE the father! 16 year old Richard Goodsell is saying that he has had multiple sexual encounters with Chantelle and 14 year old( I still need to find the name of this boy I had it but I can’t find it) claims he and Chantelle bedded once. So is Alfie really the father???….. Well tests are being done but Alfie and Chantelle both state that he is the father and Alfie said he will not leave Massie now even if he is the father. That’s all now but I’ll keep you updated on my blog, Swammy the octopus, on blogger.com. Thanks for reading!

NEW CAR!!!!

omg I am soooooooo happy, well when am i not. lol. But I am extra happy. see my moms car was stolen on saturday the 8th. And we found the car totaled on the 12th. So over the three day weekend we went out and got ( well leasing) a brand new honda crv! Its soooo big and pretty and prefect for 2 ppl and a dog. It may even be bettet then our jeep liberty ( the car that got stolen). So I am happy. K thats all ttyl!

April Fools

Yes, it’s true the mega hot vampires and semi hot….. Well non vampires, are calling a quits! Rumor has it that they all have there personal reasons for leaving the movie, when they were just about to start filming the sequel to Twilight, NEW MOON!!!!!!!! Some say that Robert Pattinson (Edward Cullen) said “why come back to film 4 scenes then leave for a year or so, to come back and film eclipse, no they can find there self’s a new Edward Cullen”! Now I love Rob but that’s being a little selfish don’t you think?? Then others say Kirsten Stewart (Bella swan) is sick of all the pictures and interviews and rather make little movies then have to go through this kind of torture!! Its sad Kirsten I think after making all those little movies that when you caught a break you would keep it going for as long as possible. Well anyway, I can’t forget those little actors. OPPS!!!!!!! I forgot, that’s the reason why there quitting yep, jasper, Alice, Emmett, Rosalie, Carslie, Esme, and Bella’s dad, and all of bells friends at school ( Who’s names I forget). Are leaving well because Bella and Edward are, why stay around when these going to be no movie. The only person that’s still on board is Taylor Laurent (Jacob Black), who claims he can do the whole movie by himself. Well there’s no need for that Jacob, because…………………………………… APRIL FOOLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes this whole article is a joke. Nobodies quitting that I know of. New moon is still about to start filming and none of the stars egos are that big. So Happy April fools, I fooled you! I hope! Thanks for reading!

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